Welcome to the Total Perspective Vortex, the only site ever to actually tell you how insignifigant you are! I am your site host, Demosthenes, and while my cohorts complained that I never update, I was secretly planning this website! HAHAHA! Anyway, this site is dedicated to the B.B.F.C. and our webring. Click on several of the links to see exactly how small you are in this world. That's why it's called the Total Perspective Vortex.
Site Updates(Scroll down for "Employee List").
9/23/00-Updated for first time since creation of TPV. Added BBFC links to Samus reports; creadted Page 5. Read it!
10/4/00-Updated again, but not on the page yet. Added Fanfic section, Expanded Samus reports, and possibly more of Kaga.
10/31/00-Finally Moved! Added Beseen counter and FreeServers Guestbook. May add More Kaga unt Metroid in da near futur..Achtung! Slipping into German....
11/07/00-Added November Spy Reports, and link to guestbook. Everyone sign it! Also, added "Story of My Life", a new Kaga funny in TPV2.
Slaves Er... Employees of TPV
This is Mr. Zealotface. He's Extremely smart, but not so smart that he can figure out how to escape the box he's been in for 50 years(Protoss age very slowly.) He does stuff for TPV, collects stats and data, and waits for someone to get him out of the box.
Fans of Gundam Wing will remember Deathscythe, our style coordinator. Although a robot, Duo gave the mech it's own brain after Endless Waltz and now it works for me. It is a valued worker (yeah, right!), and constantly squabbles with Samus.
Samus Aran, the famous bounty hunter from Metroid, is our resident site relations worker. Flying in her ship, she shoots at Deathscythe and gathers data on the Non-HTML Heathens at BBFC. She also tries relentlessly to get the "cheese".
Ah, Chairman Kaga from the Japanese TV import Iron Chef. Kaga here eats peppers and acts as our language translator. However, since we can't understand a word he says, we use the Altavista translator to understand him. The last thing he said to us: "My mother's chipmunk wants the site to be full of lava."
Yes, the industrious Metroid. Our buddy, the Metroid constantly does assignments that other employees dump on him. However, He was recently pushed to the breaking point a few days ago. Kaga is still in the hospital from the energy sucking when he gave the metroid a heavy assignment. As Kaga recovers, he gave us this message: "The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"
Mr. Hawking! Stephen-o drops by now and then to dispel rumors, defend the universe, and love kittens.
Since I give credit where it's due, thanks to Pikachar and Recoome.
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This is Mr. Zealotface. He's Extremely smart, but not so smart that he can figure out how to escape the box he's been in for 50 years(Protoss age very slowly.) He does stuff for TPV, collects stats and data, and waits for someone to get him out of the box.
Fans of Gundam Wing will remember Deathscythe, our style coordinator. Although a robot, Duo gave the mech it's own brain after Endless Waltz and now it works for me. It is a valued worker (yeah, right!), and constantly squabbles with Samus.
Samus Aran, the famous bounty hunter from Metroid, is our resident site relations worker. Flying in her ship, she shoots at Deathscythe and gathers data on the Non-HTML Heathens at BBFC. She also tries relentlessly to get the "cheese".
Ah, Chairman Kaga from the Japanese TV import Iron Chef. Kaga here eats peppers and acts as our language translator. However, since we can't understand a word he says, we use the Altavista translator to understand him. The last thing he said to us: "My mother's chipmunk wants the site to be full of lava."
Yes, the industrious Metroid. Our buddy, the Metroid constantly does assignments that other employees dump on him. However, He was recently pushed to the breaking point a few days ago. Kaga is still in the hospital from the energy sucking when he gave the metroid a heavy assignment. As Kaga recovers, he gave us this message: "The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"
Mr. Hawking! Stephen-o drops by now and then to dispel rumors, defend the universe, and love kittens.