A Visit from "Raist"...
If you've seen the staffing list on Big Bug Fun Club, you'll know that we have a heck of a lot of people working here. By their flamboyant personalities alone, you can tell that they don't always get along that well. Sometimes, certain members have personal vendettas against each other. That is why we have an "Executioner" at the BBFC, the famed Red WIzard, Raistlin Majere. Probably the most powerful (fighting wise) member of BBFC, Raistlin's last "project", Tentamon, will never return to us. Seeing him is never a good sign. It usually means he's after you or someone you love. So when he invades the space of the TPV, it usually means someone's number's up......again.
It all happened like this....
Somewhere outside the Website, in the Geocities linkup, near the BBFC Webring Page...
 Hey? Who are you, and why are you here?
Stranger: Hello. I belive I am supposed to be here.
Really? Name, Please.
Stranger: My name is one you should recognize. Majere. Raistlin Majere, the Archmage.
Majere? From the staff roster! The...executioner?
Raistlin: Yes. I request an audience with your entire TPV staff.
Ok....why? Are you here to (laughing) KILL somebody?
Raistlin: Yes. Yes I am.
Gasp! (Runs away.)
  
Later....
 HELLO EVERYONE. WHY ARE WE HERE? ARE WE CAMPAIGNING FOR "METROIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO?
 No. Raistlin Majere is here, and he's going to KILL someone!
How interesting.
 (Typing).... Translate: Why are we dooking here?
(Speaking Japanese)
Domo.
 Hey everyone. Where is Majere? That guy gives me the creeps.
ALL: We dunno, Demosthenes. He's here to kill one of us!
Yeah, I know. But he's usually assigned to fire people. I'm not firing any of you......
Are you being fired?
I don't know.....
Raistlin: Silence. None of you have been fired by BBFC. No, I have been payed a great sum of money to do this job, more than my commision at BBFC.....
Alright Raist. Who's gonna die?
Raistlin: All of you. I have been hired by the International Board of Really Smart People to destroy this website for using Stephen Hawking in it, (avoiding a lengthy appeals process.)
ALL: Nooooo!
Raistlin: (mocking) Nooooo. What weaklings. Good bye, all of you!
NO. YOU CANNOT DO THIS. (Hurls himself at Raistlin)
Raistlin: Fool! (Hurls IceBall Spell) Now you are frozen solid!
EEEK....
No! Metroid.... (flies towards the mage)
Raistlin: Sizzle! (casts FireVoid Spell). Now you are just a melted hunk of junk!
????: Stop this at once!
ALL: It's STEPHEN HAWKING!
 Yes, thank you. Raistlin, stop attacking my friends!
Raistlin: Awww....but why? Maybe you could...pay me?
Alright, I do have that money from my book sales...how much are you being paid to destroy TPV?
Raistlin: Fifty Bucks.
ALL: FIFTY BUCKS?!?!?! THAT'S IT?
Fine, I'll pay you $100 not to. (hands him 2 $50 bills).
Now, I have to have a little talk with the International Board...in my new Exoskeleton! (dissapears).
Raistlin: Well, bye. (dissapears).
ALL: Well, that was a let down.....
Raistlin: Oh, yeah.....DeathHamster!!!!!!!(Casts Death Hamster spell)
ALL: (Laughing) Well, we'll see you later when we clean up all these deadly hamsters off the page. Bye! (Uh-oh, I think one got in Pikachar's Colon......)
Continue the Punishment?!
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