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From Kaga(with juice)...
10.2 Reasons why the cheese is illiterate(Translated w/ the Altavista system.)
Your Mother's oven.
The chipmunk has gas.
I summon the Iron Chef!
Because Demosthenes has a pluggy bucket.
The Knuckles! The horrible Knuckles!
Kobe-san has the fish now, and he's putting it in...flour?
Mmmm...Pepper....Yummm.....
EEEESDljgforgerjtypegekfjglehglsdhergfegld+3!@!@!@!@!@
Hail pikachuuu and yuuu willll liveeeee.
Smite the unbelivers with cunning tutus.
The Iron Chef Poem (Unfortunately, also translated w/ Altavista)
My mother once said to me,
"Kaga you are illegitimate."
I knew that day that I
Had to cook a salamander.
Every day the Iron Chefs
Cared enough to let me leer,
The knuckles hurt, the knuckles hurt,
My motobike is in the gopher.
Now I have a wondrous show,
my life is only socks and ham,
And is or you to go to room,
you are the cow, I am the poster.
I like zoo.
NEW!!!The Story of My life-By Kaga
My mother was a hamster, and she ruined me at a very young age.
I lived in a small microwave in Okinawa. When I wass 12, my chipmunk got flamed. Then I decided I would congenially detail my cliffs. I love zoos. The Iron Chef show was electriquted for me. Gheruckt I have. Haveresrti I have not. My only advice: FURYSHRUDIEOFHSNEUGTDOREJGTOREDSR.
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